What The Fuckin’ Fuck!!!

by Aman on July 9, 2011

Shit HappensNo, I’m not frustrated. And no, I didn’t dream of Man City beating us either! I just happened to watch Delhi Belly this weekend and what can I fucking say. That more than a film, it celebrates the fucking freedom of speech that youth all over the country speak so fucking well! That’s the reason for this fucking awesome post that you’re gonna read!

I must admit though, I was more than fucking surprised by the maturity shown by our Censor Board in passing this film, albeit with a fucking A rating but with no cuts nonetheless. But I guess with films like this and Pyar Ka Punchnama emphasizing the language of young Indians world over, this was bound to happen. Score one for you fuckers(in a good way, of course).

Weekends these days have become really fucking boring with no football around. Yeah, even with Copa America on, it sucks. Big Time! And so does Messi. But only when he plays for Argentina. Another month to go before the new EPL season kicks off and my girlfriend starts complaining that I don’t give her enough time. Oh by the way, it will always be EPL and not BPL, you fucking pig Steve McMohan. Not that you had anything to do with the name. It’s just that I don’t fucking like you at all, you sonofagun!

And by the way, what’s up with out fucking politicians. It’s as if all of them have gone on an over drive to prove who’s the stupidest amongst them all. Take for example, our very own dear Health Minister, Ghulam Nabi Azad, who’s gone on record to proclaim that Gay Sex is unnatural. Will someone please tell him that it was really unnatural for his father to fucking produce him instead of dumping him in the loo along with the rest of his sperm brothers! And with Kalanidhi Maran’s name cropping up in the 2G Scam, I’m wondering what will happen once this is over and the 3G licences come under scrutiny. Not that I’d mind. We Indians are anyways better off without this friggin lot!

The only fucking good news that happened this week was Ratan Rajput finding her soul-mate on the fucking most irritating show on the planet. At least now we won’t have to put up with TV channels and newspapers blazing on about it all day long. And thankfully, we won’t have to fucking watch Rakhi Sawant for another few months appearing on TV wrenching her cleavage out for the entire world to see. FYI, Ghulam Nabi Azad, now that’s something fucking unnatural!

Well, that was the fucking week that was! For all those who were offended by this post, balls to you! For all those who loved it, love you bitches! 🙂

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

umesh derebail July 9, 2011 at 10:36 am

Seems to be be in F…. ing mood to muse, good one keep it up, now OZ beware our youths are ready to sledge, kudos to Delhi Belly

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ntasha July 9, 2011 at 1:57 pm

phadu blog tha yar..amza aa gaya pad ke n also i believe it reveals ur own current frustration with life..keep up the fu&*%@ng good work

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Aman July 18, 2011 at 7:00 am

Thanks Nutz 🙂

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Malay July 9, 2011 at 5:17 pm

I think its against my image to comment on this post.. but then WHO CARES… actually, i really dont have any think to say… 😛

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Aman July 18, 2011 at 6:59 am

hehe…malay too inspired by the don’t-care-attitude

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Gaurav July 9, 2011 at 6:05 pm

Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Nagendra Prasad July 10, 2011 at 5:24 am

ROFL ! Azad was indeed unnatural. What an ass-wipe.

Loved the post !

~ Nagendra

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Aman July 18, 2011 at 6:59 am

Hey Nagendra….long time buddy!

Yeah, Azad truly did deserve all the media backlash!

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