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Happy Balentimes Day – Chirkut Ishtyle

by Aman on February 14, 2012

Stupid Cupid and Valentine

A Special Valentine’s Day Post dedicated to those Orkut scraps of “Wanna do Franship wid me?” They just don’t make ‘em funny anymore with Facebook! I wanna have galfrend. I decent bwoy just only 27 but still not any gal luving me till now. I ask God everyday why he doing all this wid me […]

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My Newest New Year Resolutions

by Aman on January 1, 2012

Perfect New Year Resolutions

Ah, it’s that time of the year again when everyone from Mummy to Papa, from Chintu to Pinky, from Sonia to Manmohan to quite possibly even Rakhi Sawant (provided she knows what resolutions are) makes their newest New Year Resolutions. For 27 long and turbulent years, I’ve silently made them too but just like all […]

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3 Long Forgotten Faces of Yester-Years!

by Aman on November 6, 2011

Sorry, Who Are You!

Remember the good ol’ days of the 90’s when everything we know now just wasn’t the same. I had just entered boarding school and was beginning to learn how not to stab myself with a knife and fork. Manmohan Singh was opening his mouth (a distant memory) to speak to the country and brought out […]

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Flipkart: The Indian Amazon

Ok I’m going to be clear from the beginning on one thing. I’m in love with Flipkart! And this post is going to be all praises for it. And it might seem to be a promotional post, so kindly bear! You see, I’m a self-confessed Internet junkie and anything remotely related to e-commerce gets my […]

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From Horn OK Please to Horn(y) OK Please!

by Aman on August 24, 2011

Horn OK Please - Funny Cartoon

According to the latest results of the Durex Sex Survey (Yeah, it’s for real!), Greece has been named the Horniest Country in the world followed by Brazil and Russia. Needless to say, India doesn’t figure anywhere on that list. In fact, China is at No.4 (Trivia: almost 70% of the world’s sex toys are made […]

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What The Fuckin’ Fuck!!!

by Aman on July 9, 2011

Shit Happens

No, I’m not frustrated. And no, I didn’t dream of Man City beating us either! I just happened to watch Delhi Belly this weekend and what can I fucking say. That more than a film, it celebrates the fucking freedom of speech that youth all over the country speak so fucking well! That’s the reason for this fucking […]

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Don’t Be Stupid! Be Cupid!

by Aman on February 13, 2011

Dress Code For 14th Feb Blue – I’m Free Green – I’m Waiting Orange – I’m Going To Propose Pink – Accepted Just Now Black – I Just Got Slapped! White – I’m Booked Yellow – I Just Broke Up Red – Leave Me Alone! Ah, College sure was fun, wasn’t it! For as long […]

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Horn OK Please – The Official Launch!!!

by Aman on January 14, 2011

Horn OK Please - Drum

POM! POM! POM! All of Delhi’s Bandwaalahs are out on the streets today celebrating the launch of Horn OK Please! Sightings as far as Rajinikanth can see have been reported of people dancing wildly in the streets and declaring their undying happiness. “At last”, they rejoice,” A voice of the masses, full of truth and […]

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The Girl in the Mall – Part 2

by Aman on January 3, 2011

Horn OK Please - Pizza

Read Part – 1 here -> The Girl in the Mall – Part 1 Hmmm so where were we? Oh ya the movie had just ended and we followed her out back into the mall. Well she keptglancing back at our group so that gave us even further reason to pursue our goal. I guess they were […]

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The Girl in the Mall-Part 1

by Aman on January 3, 2011

jelir

I wrote this three part story way back in 2007. Whether this is true or fictional, I leave it to you to decide!!! Major characters-: (not necessarily in order of appearance) 1) Good ol’ me 2) My friend Abhinav and Saurav 3) Her (name will be disclosed in a later part) 4) Her friend Anushka Approximate […]

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