Happy Balentimes Day – Chirkut Ishtyle

by Aman on February 14, 2012

A Special Valentine’s Day Post dedicated to those Orkut scraps of “Wanna do Franship wid me?” They just don’t make ‘em funny anymore with Facebook!

Stupid Cupid and Valentine's DayI wanna have galfrend. I decent bwoy just only 27 but still not any gal luving me till now. I ask God everyday why he doing all this wid me but god only knews why god keeps silence! All my school and callage frands have lots of gals but I not having even one single gal who will share her passun and luv me for my passun.

Every single year Balentimes Day is coming and going but I’m still dreaming about galfrend of mine. I truthfully very straight forward and frank guy with a bit of sense of humours as an ingrients for fun and enjoyment in life but gals of dis janaration not realizeing it only. I keep saying dis their loss but sometimes it becomes too too much to bear so much pain even for simply guy of my skill and frankness. I even thinking lots of times that God doing all this purposefully to send me to gal of my everyday dreams!

I’m shy guy only but not very shy also. I like gals very much and even proposed myself to many to prove that I interasted in them but sad to say you dat not even one of them retarning my love for them. I going to Orkut each day and night looking for gals from good homes and scrapping lots of them and showing to them all my senses of humours. Not single one of those bad gals reply to my honest scraps. I think they are really gals from good homes and feeling shy after seeing my romance scraps.

This is wat I sending to each of those gals with all my love of heart!

“Hi there sweet gal of mine,

Wen all flawers of world dies, dan only one major flawer left in world. That flawer is you, my loving one; the flawer of million hearts and to who all bees of world coming for honey.

But you are one special gal. A person who belives in simplicity but that simplicity becomes a style of destiny………and that destiny for you is me and me only!

I wanna do franship with u and shering u r feeling. Pls give u r id and contact no so we no each one more and more better. If you wanting more proof of my good natures, simply c me here else I showing u all. Don’t feel shy over me and don’t be like othr bad gals who breaking my heart every time it beats. Dis heart I giving to u only, my rosy flawer wid smell of freshness.

If u come in my dreams both this nite and last one, sure dat u can come in ma lyf also. I promising and swarring on all gods of mine like Ramji and Shivji dat I too becoming purfact boyfrand just like you are mine. Simple and Purfact!

Wid all dapth and fitness off my pure red hart,

Urs Man,

Chirkut!”

P.S: Don’t fret; I still know when to cross my “T’s” and dot my “I’s” !

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

subho February 14, 2012 at 11:50 am

You got the tone and style just right. Made me smile.

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deb February 14, 2012 at 3:36 pm

i was searching for ur blog. i remember that maggi recipe of urs. anyway great post again 😀 enjoyed it

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Purba March 9, 2012 at 10:42 am

Jeejus…whatte bway <3 The thoht of yaar hart going dak-dhak far me gave me haart atack. We ~~are~~made ~~four~~each~~other ~~samjhe!!!!

Damn! how and why did I miss this post!

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Aman March 15, 2012 at 5:26 am

Purba,

U bringing everlasting sun and hope in poor bwoy’s red hart!!! my and yaar hart shame to shame!

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Purba March 9, 2012 at 10:43 am

I know it’s too late but I’m sharing it on Twitter 😀

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Aman March 15, 2012 at 5:27 am

Thanks a ton 🙂

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